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  <pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2004 01:38:41 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>BATTLE MONKEYS!!</title>
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  <description>&lt;form action=&quot;http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi&quot; method=&quot;GET&quot;&gt;&lt;table align=&quot;CENTER&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border:solid #664400; background-color:#442200; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#ffddaa; font:x-small verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;+1&quot; color=&quot;#FFDD00&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Leana&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;is a&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kebab-Eating Librarian Monkey&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;...with a Battle Rating of &lt;font color=&quot;#FFDD00&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;4.7&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;hr size=&quot;1&quot; color=&quot;#664400&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; value=&quot;Leana&quot; size=&quot;10&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;-2&quot;&gt;To see if your &lt;b&gt;Food-Eating Battle Monkey&lt;/b&gt; can&lt;br&gt;defeat Leana, enter your name:&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;def&quot; value=&quot;Leana&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;att&quot; size=&quot;10&quot; style=&quot;font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00;  border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;&quot;&gt; &lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;Battle!&quot; style=&quot;font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00; border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/form&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2004 02:37:25 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Brother.. long story</title>
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  <description>I have to eat in a minute but I&apos;m scared... my brother [Chris] just came home and he can&apos;t stand straight [sp] and he&apos;s all jacked up on drugs... [Pot, Herowin [sp], coakine [sp]. Anyway, I think he&apos;s gonna get kicked out of the house or ground or something... anyway I have to eat... bye</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 22:40:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Victory Dance!!</title>
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  <description>-does victory dance-... guess what? I annoyed my dad so much over the weekend that he said we could keep aol!!! Hip_hip_Horray!! Although I am going to get a new s/n... so e-mail/IM me here- SHARPiE LOVER xx [@aol.com]!!! Whoo Hooo!! YAY!! Sorry... I&apos;m really hyper/excited!!</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2004 00:03:03 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Bye Bye AOL</title>
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  <description>My dad just decided that aol is too expensive and that we are getting rid of it... NEXT WEEK... bye friends... bye life... bye everything... -sobs-</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2004 04:03:28 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>God.</title>
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  <description>God. The RMS Boards are pissing me off. All these newb are posting all this crap that people don&apos;t like them and they are gonna leave. It&apos;s like god if you&apos;ve already figured out that they hate you... why stay? Just leave... it&apos;s not like anyone will notice. Jesus Christ it&apos;s like why do you have to take up board space be announcing you are a loser. I hate newbies who do that.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2004 21:36:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Disorder Test</title>
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  <description>all my disorders and crap... click on the name of the disorder to find out what it&apos;s about...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;300&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;180&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disorder&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;120&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rating&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#paranoid&quot;&gt;Paranoid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#cc0033&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#schizoid&quot;&gt;Schizoid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#cc0033&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#schizotypal&quot;&gt;Schizotypal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#cc0033&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#antisocial&quot;&gt;Antisocial&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#cc0033&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#borderline&quot;&gt;Borderline&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;Very High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#histrionic&quot;&gt;Histrionic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#990099&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;Moderate&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#narcissistic&quot;&gt;Narcissistic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#990099&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;Moderate&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#avoidant&quot;&gt;Avoidant&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;Very High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#dependent&quot;&gt;Dependent&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#cc0033&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#obsessive&quot;&gt;Obsessive-Compulsive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#cc0033&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;-- &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv&quot;&gt;Personality Disorder Test - Take It!&lt;/a&gt; --&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2004 17:27:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Crushed</title>
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  <description>Last night my boyfriend said he&apos;d pick me up at 8:30... but instead he came over at 9:15. Yesterday he said he&apos;d take me out on his boat... when we finally got to his boat he didn&apos;t want to get on. He said that we weren&apos;t meant to be together, he said he didn&apos;t love me anymore... -sobs uncontrollably- I ran home crying that night and he called me at 1:12 on my cell phone... and he just said sorry and hung up. -starts sobbing again-</description>
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  <lj:music>the sound of my broken heart</lj:music>
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